There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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