she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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