i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
