Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
one might say we're banned from that church
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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