Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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