So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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