Dude my mom stole all your condoms
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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