They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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