dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
