What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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