I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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