I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize