Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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