why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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