He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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