You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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