if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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