Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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