My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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