i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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