This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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