goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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