two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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