I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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