The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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