Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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