My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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