Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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