I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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