Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im holly from the hills drunk
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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