I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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