Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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