On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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