were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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