I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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