Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
As shirtless as possible
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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