two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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