hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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