im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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