How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Oh Jesus.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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