who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I intend to get homeless drunk
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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