if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
