Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't make out with my wife yet
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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