I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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