Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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