I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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