why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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