what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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