My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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