Umm I'm too high to move.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
