i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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