'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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