Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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