just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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