if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.