as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.