I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?