there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...