I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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