she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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