what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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