the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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