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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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