Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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